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Teddy Bear's Picnic? Don't go out in the woods today!
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No longer No 96 in the block,
here Abigail is No 69, as this one really sucks!
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Is it an undiscovered Miro or
kinder art?
Erratic depiction of the mean
streets of Canterbury in the rain?
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B.A.D. Stands for Bloody
Awful Depiction that inspires the viewer to not only step away but,
to sever all ties.
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Is this a metaphor for
Blaine’s destiny ? If so, her future looks grim when you
consider she was at the school with the Poohs &Wees
uniform
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If you see a little Bunny,
And his rendering is funny,
Don’t’ think you’ll find his tummy,
‘Cause it’s snot……there.
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If you see a hot cross
bunny,
Who just crawled out of the
dunny,
Dipped in something
runny,
But not snot.
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But don’t call me late for
lunch! Two visually challenging chaps are having a whale of a
time in the kitchen. Moby, the guy on the left is a
doctor….
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No, she can't
can't!
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Lisette or Losin’ it?
We Googled her name and got info about a camping trip to the
Bustard Islands…Where everyone got wet, …
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A loose connection or
something plugged in the wrong hole? Either way,
this artist has her wires crossed and has short-circuited
with this piece.
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Every dream needs a poodle
and every poodle needs a dream… But, this poodle is barking up the
wrong tree!
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Guy Sebastian in not an off the shoulder, but a shoulder
off t-shirt. Guy pays homage to Jake the Peg with 2
legged pants on.
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Two Cherubs do more than just
kiss against a flouro pink background surrounded with floral
decals.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s never
tasted so bad.... A “graphic’s" rendering of Audrey
Hepburn.
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Proving that it wasn’t just
the stubborn under stains that held this couple together, this
laundered “Love Linen” bears witness to the roller coaster ride
that we call the R-word.
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In love or on drugs?
Elvis gets it on in this……Sorry, but my heart’s not in
it!
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Montage and mixed media
deeply disturbing depiction of Depp rendered by deeply disturbed
person. Makes you want to cry Alfoil tears.
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A topical or tropical piece
about the inflationary effect of banana’s on an
economy.
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Human / Cyberman
hybrid........The one dimensional female subject proving
that zombieism is a state of mind?
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Nice face....Shame about the hair….
What does this artist nose about noses?
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Ok, I surrender! Boy
meets girl in alien love trilogy where the green board gets shed
and roads are abandoned.
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Woman with double lips or
even weirder gums kicks back with a glass of white in an 80’s Roger
David men’s’ shirt.
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This artist popped their
cherry in this gonad busting atrocity. Flaccid roses sit in a
box as we ask ourselves which frame holds the mirror.
Shattering.
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Pagan Bollywood superhero
queen struts her stuff against the tide in very high fitting
underpants amongst the sunglasses that are making spectacles of
themselves.
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Howard & Costello?
Who knows, too poorly rendered to tell. Normally, it is sad
when a cheap import frame is better than the Aust. workmanship it
surrounds, but tonight, we salute you!
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Her spirit lives on in this
passionate, yet misguided masterpiece. This ‘Queen of Hearts’
brings tears to one’s eyes.
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See what mercury does to your
complexion. An emaciated Jeff Fenech and Sammy Davis Jnr
lament the lack of variety on the menu by wearing Ray Martin’s
hair.
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Huge Heffers or Hugh
Heffners?
Star-spangled stars of Horror
porn hit the canvas in a multicoloured explosion.
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Britney Spears, (or Katie
Holmes in her second month?) shimmering above babies in varying
states of displeasure or perhaps her screaming
fans?
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Showing that the Royal Family
are not out of touch with everyday life; Diana, Princess of Wales,
hails a taxi from inside a theatre.
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Bathed in the light of a full
moon, trident bearing mermaids do battle with a cutlery bearing
Nordic sailor. This scenario is priceless and more than we
can a-fjord.
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Cinderella, skin is
yella,
Laid on the couch to meet her
fella,
On the way the chair leg
busted,
How many viewers are
disgusted?
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Cowabunga! What’s he
got bunged in there? This horizontal surfer flosses his
vertical smile, wedged above the waves.
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A portrait of an elongated
Paula Yates or perhaps Marie Fredriksson from Roxette, wrapped in
an abandoned rendering of a snake. After the snake’s
head proved to be too much of a challenge for the artist, it
evolved into the lady’s dress, arm and breast.
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This one is a no-brainer.
These vegative lobes prove 2 heads are not always better than
one.
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Stripped of clothing,
stripped of dignity, stripped of pubic hair. Infected with
jaundice and poorly rendered curtains, this pear shaped bride’s
head should not be revisited.
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Has this artist thrown the
baby out with the bath water? Geographical origin of hair(s)
unknown, (and lets keep it that way…), this truly is a, “Night-mare
on the tiles!”
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Another great Chopper Reid
masterpiece by a top bloke. Ear! Ear! Fluorescent acrylic
highlighting the many talents of Melbourne’s underworld
legend. Reid into it whatever you like…but don’t say
nothing!
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A fisher of men on his Nordic
holiday? A Swede on the Red Sea? Either way, one can
safely assume that there is more air in his hair, than in his
sails!
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If this is life, kill me
now!
Phallic Triffids spurt and
spill seed/nectar? onto a barren landscape.
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The man who swam the English
Channel with no arms and legs?
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Winner of the Packers' Prize and Runner up in the Itchiball
Prize 2006..
Entered by a “true Believer” and long standing supporter of the
Bad Art Movement, Robert Gough has his Wits
about him and maybe, this year, it’s his time!
Alternatively, this can be viewed as Pamela Stephenson’s business
card….
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Botticelli would probably
turn in his grave over this one, and for that, we salute you!
King Canute couldn’t stop the waves, but Venus has stilled the
water between her legs without batting an eyelid.
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Oedipus Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother!
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When My Baby Smiles At
Me,
I Go To Rehab,
‘Cause it’s so
bad….
Tenterfield
Settlers?
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No Gary No! No Gary No! No
Gary No!
No Gary No! No
GarrrY!
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